DarkWare COMPLETE

Virtual Studio Technology for Sonic Sadomasochists.

DarkWare was the first VST series to use non-hardware related background artwork as part of the functional GUI instead of merely aesthetics. DarkWare was the first set of VST to incorporate hentai (GlitchGirl). DarkWare was the very first VST series to incorporate massive gore into a VST GUI (Mr. Mutilator). DarkWare's very first VST, El Fuego, made it into into the pages of Future Music magazine (and many more DarkWare plugs were featured in the magazine later, most at the number one slot for featured freeware). DarkWare made the world's first Environmental Voice Phenomena aiding VST, EVP Enhancer MK1 (which coincidentally won HitSquad's Editor's Choice Award for innovation and excellence). DarkWare made the world's first virtually circuit-bendable VST (The Bends synthesizer). DarkWare made the world's first hypnosis VST (Hypnotastic). DarkWare's GlitchGirl-NEO was the first VST to incorporate an "easter egg". DarkWare has been featured numerous times in the Japanese DTM VST magazine's monthly DVD releases. DarkWare's 20 gigabyte of bandwidth a month limit was exceeded within the first month of DarkWare's existence (and exceeded many times after that) with plugs only averaging ONE megabyte a piece. The very last DarkWare VST The Nightmare Machine was sold only ONCE, for $350.00, the most expensive SynthEdit VST ever sold. Jack Dark ended DarkWare at the very height of its popularity, consciously. Despite sounding egotistical, megalomaniacal, and exaggerated, all of the above is actually TRUE.

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Battery Acid
Ever seen a car battery melted down by its own sulfuric acid? Now imagine if that happened to your music.

Bit Basher

BitBoy
All your old video game systems, fried by lightning. Yep, that's what happens when you skimp on the surge protector.

FX Jockey
Extremely good FSU. Extremely bad GUI. Woops.

Glitch Girl
GlitchGirl, was the world's first hentai VST EVER.

For people that are younger than 18 or don't like naked girls.

Glitch Girl Neo - Glitch maker DX reduxed. Made for the KVR community for Christmas of 2005. Not that they cared, spoiled buncha punks. PS - Be careful what you click for.

Glitch Jockey
Powerful vector based global glitch/FSU hybrid. A little tricky to understand at first. Consistently underrated = Your new secret weapon.

Glitch Tronik
Add nifty stereoized flittery glitchery effects. Great for "that special touch".

Mister Liquid
Ever heard the HydroVerb effect? Well, now you can.

Mister Mutilator

Mister Waveshaper

Nuclear Cranium

Octecho
RoboSpider transforms into...vector based multi delayed-reverby in disguise! More than meets the eye(s).

Papergoose

Perky
The most famous DarkWare VST. Wonder why. Seriously good for drums. (And lonely nights.)

For people that are younger than 18 or don't like naked BOOBS .

G.ZIP

Pitchslap
Global pitch mutilator. Unassuming audio assassin. Instant useful weirdness.

Roboticize
Use hi-tek comb filters to chrome-ify your loops. What? Name another VST with blinky LED nipples.

Shattershot Lite
Audio splatterings and mistimings. That's not good enough? Okay, ghetto-ass. Are you happy now?!

Sidboy
Attempt at the Commodore 64 SID sound.

Syntendo
Do you have fond memories of the 8-Bit Nintendo's music?
Do you wish there was a VST that you could use to make music just like that?
Do you miss the glory days of Sunsoft?
Do you like bleeps and bloops more than granular synthesis or spectrum modulation?
Do you believe Shigeru Miyamoto sold his soul to the devil? (Stop emailing me, I believe it already.)
Do you enjoy fondling small, rectangular, multi-buttoned objects?
Do you dream in 64 colors, sometimes swapping mappers accidentally?
Do you consider Mr. Gimmick a dear, close personal friend?

The Bends
Yes, a virtually circuit bent softsynth.
The world's first!
Just click random buttons,
everybody else does.

The Nightmare Machine

Vectrave

Gargoyle
Gargoyle sound emulating Synth - SCARY

Official site containing all essential information:

http://www.jackdark.net/darkware